February 2012
25 posts
The girl sitting next to me is buying radiohead tickets and I’m not :(
Today, in my first lecture of the year, I won a prize for knowing the answers to lots of questions about the EU. I was very excited.
Patagonian Toothfish →
I think I’ll go to Bluesfest on the Friday. I really want to see The Specials. Is anyone else going?
pretty things →
I just need to find a womb worthy of my seed!
– Al
I really just think that they should make garlic flavour chips
– Jo
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Sigh
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I JUST GOT PAID
Sam: About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Toby: Really?
Sam: Yes.
Toby: You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
Sam: A call girl.
Toby: Accidentally?
Sam: Yes.
Toby: I don’t understand. Did you trip over something?
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Indian takeaway for dinner
Because Govindas for lunch just wasn’t enough.
Does anybody want to come with me to see Matisse tomorrow afternoon?
January 2012
18 posts
Riot police rescue Gillard, Abbott from protesters →
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Almond milk
Is actually really good.
Sad today.
Also really confused. I haven’t got a fucking clue what courses to take this semester and I can’t decide what to major in. I don’t know where I’m going.
I don’t understand why it’s still light.
So tired I could vomit
Sitting in the hostel common-room in Bern listening to UB40. So chill.
Geneva
Is so beautiful! I really like it here. I spent the whole day walking around the lake and exploring the old town. Pity I have to leave tomorrow.
I went to a house party last night with my cousin’s friends. I drank a lot, talked about politics and played video games.
Met this guy who is studying politics at Oxford. Well, politics, philosophy and economics. It sounds like such an amazing course! I got a little bit jealous.
ALSO. I totally scored the winning goal in a game of fifa. Proud? I was.
December 2011
13 posts
Back in London after a few days up north. Had a super duper good time with Anna and Dwayne. I’ve decided I’m going to go to Switzerland, Austria and Hungary before I come home.
This year was really, really good. I feel like I’ve almost recovered from last year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR ERRYONE
Anonymous asked: Hey have you heard of this dude named Dwayne, he is swag
Hey guys!
I’m in Munich at the moment. It’s really really cold, but I think I’m getting used to it. I had an amazing couple of days in Berlin with Laura. We didn’t have much time, but I think we did really well. Now I’m all on my lonesome which is pretty great, I can do whatever I please! Tomorrow night I’ll fly back into the UK to have Christmas with my family....
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Tomorrow morning I’m going to Berlin to meet my friend Laura, and in a few days I’ll go on to Munich by myself. It’s exciting!
I accidentally turned the TV off while my aunt was taping ‘Strictly Come Dancing’. I’ve been told that that’s pretty much the worst possible thing you can do wrong in this house.
Oops.
Ahh see, the thing that’s got it all fucked up now is camera phones. How the hell am I supposed to be able to do a line, in front of complete strangers, when I know they’ve all got cameras?